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Post by dzetsu on Jul 23, 2011 23:26:28 GMT -5
"I'M SORRY THAT I LOVE CAKE TOO!' Nodoka sobbed. Her stomach was filled with a lovely mixture of gastric juices and wedding cake while her face was covered in a not-so-lovely mixture of snot, tears, and cake.
"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CAKE," Nodoka hugged Sanae while crying out loads and loads of salty tears. "Kouhei, I wasn't cheating on you! I swear! I was just looking!"
The two woman sat, hugging and crying, and crying some more. How could their love exist when things such as cake and cider got in the way? So many obstacles always existed in the way of true love.
"Sanae-chan..." Nodoka snuffled and wiped some cake and tears out of her eyes.
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Post by ai-shi-te on Jul 23, 2011 23:32:43 GMT -5
"Nodoka-sempai..." Sana looked up at Nodoka as well, crying still, and trying to help Nodoka wipe away tears and cake. "I'M SORRY THAT i LOVE APPLES TOO!! SEMPAI!!" Sanae sniffed a little and hiccuped as she stared at Nodoka. "But I love Sempai the most!" Sanae wiped her tears, no matter if there was cake on her hands from trying to help clean up Nodoka. "Sempai!" She sort of jumped at Nodoka with an even bigger hug, pushing her to the ground.
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Post by dzetsu on Jul 23, 2011 23:37:34 GMT -5
Nodoka hugged Sanae close, smelling her apple-scented hair. She got some of the wedding cake on her kouhei's head by accident. Whoops.
"Sanae-chan! I love you after Le--I mean, I love you the most too!"
Nodoka held Sanae and forgot that Len was still standing stiffly near the altar, and crying into his beige mask.
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Post by ★D3su-Face★ on Jul 23, 2011 23:51:38 GMT -5
Len suddenly flopped to the ground, sitting there. Even if he was going to be married, where was the bride? She should at least make herself look good by being on time. Ah what was he thinking? There was going to be no wedding. Not with him, not ever. He didn't want this kind of life with anybody. It was just too early. Too soon.
He grabbed his mask and tossed it to the floor. He hit the middle weaker area of it with his boot-heel, breaking it in half. Using his sleeve, he wiped off his sodden cheeks and headed over to a table, asking a woman for some paper and a pen.
Finally getting the requested items, he wrote a long letter to Ryu, to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM, because if she were to go near him, he would kill her with some odd object. As he set the note down somewhere, he turned, and looked towards the road.
The blond ripped his suit off, only wearing a small pair of striped shorts, then ran away from everything, hollering as loud as he could, "SWEET FREEDOM!" As he reached towards the road, he nearly tripped, but maintained balance. He flopped away.
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Post by lyme on Jul 24, 2011 2:36:33 GMT -5
Best. Story. Ever.
Yuuki sniffled at the sweet romance that played before her on the television. Two woman were hugging each other amidst the mess of rotten pews and cake. The ex-groom was running out of the abandoned church, tearing off his tuxedo of tyranny.
The couple on the floor were smearing cake and tears on each other, and a few people were yelling at one another. The priest was having a heart attack and was flopping like a fish on the dirty floor. The credits began to play, and Yuuki wiped the last of her tears away. A beautiful story; she really needed to commend their director.
Taito was standing behind her and squinted at the screen.
"So, uh, what WAS that?"
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Post by Kagamine Rose on Oct 5, 2011 10:54:50 GMT -5
Ryu-chan appeared behind them and got up to their necks."It was your doom...,"she breathed and then dissappeared again. Neru had watched the movie and was like crying.
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Post by Chloe on Oct 5, 2011 20:41:47 GMT -5
Haku watched happily drunk. "Best soap opera ever!" she cried.
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Post by dzetsu on Oct 5, 2011 22:25:03 GMT -5
When did this resurface?
Nodoka shook her head and turned away.
"I can't believe I agreed to make myself look like such a fool. There's cake in my hair."
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Post by Kagamine Rose on Oct 21, 2011 19:32:25 GMT -5
Kagamine Rose looked at everything."I am definately making one of these. But in the form of a play...yep. Let me find the right song and then I will put it in the concert hall~!"she smirked and then vanished so she could finish her updates.
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Post by lyme on Oct 21, 2011 21:42:18 GMT -5
Lyme quietly nodded and backed into the shadows. Taito watched Ryu's leaving figure from when she had stormed off and shrugged. Then he began to leave to the kitchen to get a glass of milk.
Yuki continued to wipe the mucus and tears off her face and smiled.
"I hope the next episode will be as great as the last one."
Taito froze halfway to the kitchen. "There's MORE?"
"Oh, yeah. It's a marathon. The next one should come after the commercials."
"Oh, god, I'm going for a walk."
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Post by Chloe on Oct 21, 2011 23:01:57 GMT -5
Luka tagged along for the walk. "..." was the only noise made in the first 5 minutes.
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Post by ★D3su-Face★ on Oct 22, 2011 21:24:55 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Len sat in the bathroom taking a huge shit.
And the person roleplaying him was too lazy and horrified at how this resurfaced. UGH GOD.
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Post by lyme on Oct 23, 2011 22:32:17 GMT -5
Lyme cackled evilly. "I don't know how this resurfaced, but the horror is now going to continue!"
And with that, the next episode began to play. Some annoying and crappy theme song played by synthesizers began to blare from the television. Scenes of so-called funny scenes flashed and then the title was smacked in front.
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Post by Chloe on Oct 26, 2011 20:51:07 GMT -5
Luka was in this episode. So was Ryu and Yuki.
"Daughters, I need to talk to you about something... Well... When a man and a woman love eachother very much..." she began.
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Post by lyme on Oct 26, 2011 21:31:50 GMT -5
Yuki nodded, her eyes wide with curiousity and childish innocence. She was completely unprepared for the scarring of a lifetime.
"What happens? Do they kill each other?"
Meanwhile, Yuki was watching the screen and squealing and giggling. "That's me! I'm on TV!"
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