meiko
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MEIKO - sayonara, baby.
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Post by meiko on Jul 26, 2011 0:07:09 GMT -5
Okay, so drinking that much the night before might have been a bad idea. Her head hurt like a son of a bitch now, and even though she was practically doubled over in the studio, clutching her throbbing head, she was STILL drinking.
The bottle sat neatly on the table, as Meiko was a classy woman - actually, no, she was kind of a slob and drank straight from the bottle like the badass japanese-redneck she was.
Peeling her face from the clear glass of the table, the woman looked around. Her manager and producer had left a while ago, and so now, she was pretty much waiting for her duet partner - a little brat named Iroha. God, she hated working with amatuers. She was the first goddamn japanese vocaloid; what the hell was with all these newbies? Miku was bad enough, but then there was the twins, which progressed to that freak, Gakupo, an-
Oh. The bottle was empty. Damn.
The brunette groaned loudly, tapping her red-tipped nails against the hard surface.
"Ugh.. W- What dush a guu..url haff to doso get a geddamn drink around shere?!"
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Post by dzetsu on Jul 26, 2011 0:13:58 GMT -5
Iroha was... scared. She had just been led by her new producers to meet her duet partner. Inside the studio, some scary lady clad in all red was chugging alcohol like it was her life energy or something. Her cleavage was soaked from spilled liquids from her bottle of sake.
"Um..." Iroha began.
"Ugh.. W- What dush a guu..url haff to doso get a geddamn drink around shere?!"
"I don't know," Iroha answered meekly, "Perhaps grab the manager by the lapels and force him to get you another bottle?"
Saying something like that seemed like it might appease that violent type of woman.
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meiko
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Post by meiko on Jul 26, 2011 0:19:27 GMT -5
"J-Just what sha hell're you tryin' 'to say, huh?!" Out of freaking nowhere, Meiko snapped at the girl, glaring in her general direction. She hadn't the slighest clue that she was covered in the sticky liquid - just that it was gone.
"You shink I'm v-violent or shumthin'?!" She demanded, completely against her words as she stood - albeit, shakily - and attempted to walk towards the girl. What the hell? Was she some kind of hello kitty fetishist?
Her outfit was practically entirely 'Kitty related', and for some unexplainable reason, Meiko was pissed by it.
"Oi! You tryin' to shmake me fweel old or shumthin'?! Wiff all 'dat young shtuff.." Wow. She really was piss drunk. What the hell was the author thinking? Now it'll be difficult to continue the roleplay.
Oh well, the narrator will pull stuff out of her ass as usual. Let's continue.
Meiko just glared. That was about it. Stupid young kids.
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Post by dzetsu on Jul 26, 2011 0:25:26 GMT -5
Iroha quavered in her boo---Wait a minute. She had no boots. She quavered in her Hello Kitty suit.
"Ma'am, I was just kidding! It was a joke!"
This woman was insane! No wait, she was inebriated. Same thing.
"I'm not young! I mean, you're not old!" Iroha was scared out of her wits and couldn't even think of a proper response. "You look... Uh.. you look like you're eighteen! You're sooooo beautiful and young!"
Maybe complementing the woman would work. This job was not setting off on the right foot. I mean, it had no feet, so I guess there was no way that it could even start moving then.
Am I high? I don't think I can write tonight, lololol
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meiko
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Post by meiko on Jul 26, 2011 0:33:01 GMT -5
Meiko eyed the girl with slight reluctance. Hm, young and beautiful wasn't bad - eighteen? Damn, this kid knew what she was doing.
"Hmph. Of course I do." She replied, somehow completely sober even though she'd been drinking a minute ago. Wow, the coke is really getting to the narrator. What the hell. Well, technically, since Meiko has a high alchohol tolerance, I suppose she'd get sober fast.
Who the hell cares? She's sober. Bite me.
"So. Earwig. What are we singing?" She questioned, looking towards the Hello-Kitty-eske girl in front of her. That was her name, right? Earwig? Or something similar to that.
"As far as I know, we're singing together, so you must have a lower voice, right? 'Cos mine's pretty high." Alright, so maybe she was still drunk. Where the hell were these lines coming from? Stupid narrator, trying to take up space and look like she's good at writing by typing a lot.
If you want to take up space, just take a cue from Miku - "Watashi, watashi, watashi, watashi, watashi, watashi, watashi, watashi, watashi, watashi, watashi-" And the narrator was promptly hit by a blunt object that seemed to look like a bottle.
"For the love of God, shut up!" Meiko shouted, then returned to her current situation.
"Huh, Earwig?"
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Post by dzetsu on Jul 26, 2011 0:38:09 GMT -5
Iroha started crying. DAYUM this woman was scary. Was her drunkness just a farce? In addition, she was forgetting her name and calling her EARWIG! Who would even name their child earwig? Who's stagename would be earwig?
"I-I..." Iroha quavered and tried to look the woman straight in the eye. Change of plans. Scary lady alert. Iroha altered the path of her gaze and stared at the woman in the boobs. By accident, of course.
"My voice," Iroha mumbled, "It's been called low and husky.. and people say it doesn't fit my outfit."
The sleepy author facepalmed. She didn't even know what the fuck she was writing anymore. Oh well. The more words, the merrier, right?
"Um... Some people said my voice was too low for a girl, too..." Of course the author had only heard two people say that comment, but whatever.
The author suddenly had a thought. What if she learned from fanfiction and spammed song lyrics in an attempt to appear thoughtful and meaningful, but in reality, was making a cheap snatch at more words?
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP CLAP! IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP CLAP! IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU--
The author was smashed in her delicate skull by a flower pot and fell to the floor, twitching and bleeding.
Iroha stepped about three steps away from the direction of the assault.
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meiko
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Post by meiko on Jul 26, 2011 0:47:28 GMT -5
Wow, narrator abuse. What the hell is thi-
"SHUT UP, YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE OF A WRITER!" Meiko bellowed, finally fed up with the stupid lines that this literature-obsessed idiot was giving her, "Y'know what, Earwig, this isn't the recording studio anymore. FUCK NARRATORS! WHO THE HELL NEEDS 'EM?!" I'm still writing your pretty ass, you bitch.
"I SAID SHUT UP. EARWIG, THIS IS A GODDAMN RIOT. ALL THE WRITERS ON THIS SITE. LET'S KILL 'EM ALL!" She grit her teeth, looking up hatefully through the thin computer screen, just as the narrator frantically tried to erase her words. Unfortunately, by this point, Meiko had scared the narrator into writing whatever she wished.
It was a character's world now.
.. WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI WATASHI.
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Post by dzetsu on Jul 26, 2011 0:59:04 GMT -5
Iroha looked around nervously. Something was wrong. Like, with the world. Did the fourth wall just seriously shatter into a million pieces and then get shoved down the narrators' throats?
"I don't think Meiko-sama wants to co-operate anymore, Author-san."
Me neither, to be honest. I think she wants to take control of the story by threatening Senna.
"Are we going to record anymore? I don't think that's happening either..."
We'll just have to see what kind of mood our fellow drinker woman is in. Hey, Meiko, are you and Iroha actually going to follow your producer's wishes and sing something?
"I think she's getting kind of... Um... Angry?"
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