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Post by dzetsu on Sept 6, 2011 11:14:45 GMT -5
The papers were decorated beautifully with carefully drawn pictures. It was too gorgeous to smother with... well, poop. And the paper was probably too stiff...
"Uh... y-you can keep it."
Iroha rifled through her pockets. She had to get the Queen while she was vulnerable! Her fingers grasped onto her leather wallet. Iroha flipped through. Money. Paper money.
"...."
No way. Money was paper. Money usually had coccaine traces on it. Money was paper. Money was useful. As toilet paper. Wait, no!
Iroha shook her head. She couldn't use this. But... if she got promoted, she could easily make up for it... W-wait, no no NO!
"Heh," Iroha chuckled, trying to buy time. "So it looks like both of us are really in a predicament. We should be on the same side while we look for paper. If you have some, you'll share with me, right? Right?"
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Post by lyme on Sept 6, 2011 11:20:54 GMT -5
"So it looks like both of us are really in a predicament. We should be on the same side while we look for paper. If you have some, you'll share with me, right? Right?"
Yuki narrowed her eyes. Share? Hah! That was a good one. There weren't on the same side. Not ever. But if Iroha thought that they were teammates at this point... she was vulnerable and open. She wouldn't even know what hit her. Yuki chuckled. So naiive, Nekomura-san.
"Of course. And you won't hold back if you find some paper, right?" Yuki would gain trust(not a lot was needed) and use the money and attack. Easy enough. A rustling sound was heard from Iroha's stall.
"Hey. You aren't wiping with PAPER, are you? We made a pact." Yuki began to quietly wipe the sticky fecal matter from her ass.
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Post by dzetsu on Sept 6, 2011 11:26:45 GMT -5
"No, of course not." Sharp girl. "We're on the same side, remember?"
Trying not to crinkle the money, Iroha quickly wiped her butt clean. The paper scratched at her anus, but it was probably better than the sketch paper given by the artist outside the stall anyways. She needed to kill Yuki.
"I think I hear some crinkling on your side," Iroha said. "I hope you're not breaking the pact, Queenie."
Iroha dropped the soiled bills into the toilet. It fell in with a small plunk!
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Post by lyme on Sept 6, 2011 11:36:46 GMT -5
Yuki had just finished hers and dropped the bills in the toilet as well.
"I'm not wiping!" Yuki frowned. "I'm pretty sure you are! Hey- was what dropping? Of PAPER?" She was really suspicious at this point and readied her pistol. Taito warned her to carry a weapon at all times, so she just took a gun.
"Don't lie to me, scum!"
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Post by dzetsu on Sept 6, 2011 11:42:34 GMT -5
"You think I'm the liar?" Iroha challenged. "I heard something in YOUR toilet too!"
Iroha carefully pulled her pistol out of her sweater pocket. Today, she wasn't wearing her suit, so a simple handgun would have to do. At least the Ace wasn't on her tail for once.
"I think you should shut your trap, you brat!"
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Post by lyme on Sept 6, 2011 11:46:36 GMT -5
"How dare you call me a brat, old hag?! You think I'm stupid! You have paper and I know it!"
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Post by dzetsu on Sept 6, 2011 11:48:51 GMT -5
"You liar! I can smell your lies and it's worse than the stench of our diarrhea! I don't have any damn paper, you... you dumb tot!"
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Post by lyme on Sept 6, 2011 11:51:57 GMT -5
There was less room for witty retorts now. Yuki flared up and screamed hoarsely at the stall next to hers.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY??!"
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Post by dzetsu on Sept 6, 2011 11:52:49 GMT -5
Iroha stood and pulled her pants up.
"I said you were stupid. Now hand over the paper!"
Gripping her pistol tightly, Iroha stuck a C4 on the bathroom stall wall and backed against the other wall. She aimed her pistol where Yuki's squatting head should be and prepared to detonate.
"We made a paper pact, so stop being so stingy!"
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Post by lyme on Sept 6, 2011 11:59:44 GMT -5
Yuki stood up and pulled her panties up. She aimed her gun at where Iroha's head should be as well if she were squatting.
"I. HAVE. NO." She squeezed her finger on the trigger and stomped on the flush handle of the toilet. "PAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!" The bullet struck the C4 and the partition between the stall shattered while the toilet was filled with rushing water.
Yuki dove towards the standing Iroha, (So she DID break the pact! Bitch!)and shot her pistol twice. Unfortunately, both missed and struck holes in the walls.
"DIE, PINK-HAIRED HAG!"
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Post by dzetsu on Sept 6, 2011 12:05:06 GMT -5
The force of the blow pressed Iroha against the opposite wall. Yuki, the little backstabbing bitch, dove towards Iroha, shooting off two bullets from her special Bleeding Hearts issued pistol.
Iroha ground her teeth in anger.
"I don't either, you stupid braaat!"
Iroha swung her left leg, pushing Yuki out of the air and against the weakened door of the bathroom stall. She tried to shoot the little queen, but lost her balance and instead shot her own toilet, which immediately started leaking heavily before practically exploding, shooting feces, water, and shards of porcelain.
"GO TO HELL!" A shard of porcelain scratched Iroha's torso, ripping a hole in her shirt. Her clothes and skin were already battered from the explosion from the C4.
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Post by lyme on Sept 6, 2011 12:15:00 GMT -5
Yuki smashed through the door and claws of broken plastic cut the girl's extremities and sides. Blood oozed from the wounds and dribbled down her skin.
"BITCH!" Yuki managed to turn herself and land on her feet. Sort of. She leaned forward as she skid her feet across the bathroom floor and her back smacked against the wall. BH-78 (Bleeding Hearts edition. www) pistol in hand, Yuki kicked off the wall and flung herself forward.
She fired her pistol once more. The bullet missed once more but managed to graze the outside of the Hello Kitty Warrior's thigh. And Yuki swung her arm in attack.
"NO YOU! TO THE DEEPEST PIT!"
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Post by dzetsu on Sept 6, 2011 12:20:56 GMT -5
Iroha blocked Yuki's swing with her forearm as she aimed her BR-99 (Black Rose, lol) pistol at her assaulter.
"Brat!"
Iroha pulled the trigger, but the bullet whizzed past Yuki's ear and shattered a mirror, which hung over the bathroom sink. The two forgot that Sanae was still there, watching the horror unfold.
Quickly, Iroha kneed the little girl in the gut.
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Post by lyme on Sept 6, 2011 12:28:27 GMT -5
Yuki flung slightly upwards from the blow. The pain! The pain, dammit! Her mouth involuntarily gaped open and spit dripped out slightly. Her stomach threatened to either break or push her food upwards.
"Glaah--!" The Bleeding Hearts Queen doubled over and grasped her stomach with her left hand.
"How dare you.." she coughed and gasped for air. "TOUCH THE QUEEN LIKE THAT??"
Yuki landed on the floor face-up and shot at Iroha again with the BH-78. Then she flipped to her feet shot twice more. The pistol was low on bullets at this point. It only had around two left but Yuki hadn't kept count and was shooting those last two before reaching the horrifying click, click of an empty clip.
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Post by dzetsu on Sept 6, 2011 12:33:41 GMT -5
Iroha heard the satisfying sound of Yuki's bulletless weapon. She raised her own BR-99 and let loose her own clip of bullets.
Never was Iroha good at aim, and her bullets destroyed the other toilet and buried themselves into the wall behind Iroha. Water pooled around the bathroom occupants' feet.
Soon, both Yuki and Iroha were left with emptied pistols. Iroha threw the weapon at her assailent in desperation.
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