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Post by dzetsu on Oct 30, 2011 23:20:58 GMT -5
"Ehm, if I may ask," Ryosuke timidly interjected. "Is Len-san this girl's boyfriend?"
He wasn't really sure what was going on with Ryu's personal life, but he was sure that a lovely woman as Haku would be gorgeous even while pregnant.
"Haku-san," he said, smiling at the silver-haired lady. "I wish you good luck with your baby."
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Post by Chloe on Oct 30, 2011 23:23:18 GMT -5
"It's not Len's!
It's Ryosuke's!" she screamed.
Haku knew this would screw up Ryu's evening.
Maybe she wasn't retarded.
She us retarded though.
Akaito smiled.
"Fo you have any cocaine?" he said.
Akaito was drunk as shizz.
He touched Len's shoulders sensually.
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Post by Kagamine Rose on Oct 30, 2011 23:23:19 GMT -5
"Yes...THEY ARE GOING TO GET MARRIIIED~!!! whahahahahhahah!:"she whined and contineud to hug Ryosuke. THis was all too much.
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Post by dzetsu on Oct 30, 2011 23:24:49 GMT -5
Ryosuke didn't even bat an eye.
"Oh, I'm a virgin, so that's impossible," he replied. "Thank you for thinking of me though, Haku-san. Oh, unless you were speaking of another Ryosuke-san you know of?"
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Post by Chloe on Oct 30, 2011 23:27:29 GMT -5
"You dirty liar..." she yelled.
"Ryu-chan! He is the father!
He is lying!" Haku said, trying to be dramatic.
"No just kidding...
It's Taito's" she replied, then drank a beer.
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Post by Kagamine Rose on Oct 30, 2011 23:30:03 GMT -5
Ryu froze once she heard Taito."Taito...taito...taito~! TAITO AND YOU TWO WERE MAING BABIES BEHIND MY BACK~! SO THOSE WERE THE NOISES I HEARD FROM HIS ROOM...and Haku we all know Len would love to get you pregnant...,"she said not fully out crying. Ryosuke was a good person to hug. Since he was Ryosuke.
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Post by Chloe on Oct 30, 2011 23:35:27 GMT -5
"No! We only did it in your closet when you weren't home!
He was probably sharpening his knifes!" she replied.
Oh this was fun, lying to people was an art.
"So Ryosuke, your a virgin?
Maybe Ryu could change that in 5 minutes!" she yelled.
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Post by dzetsu on Oct 30, 2011 23:43:50 GMT -5
"Th-that's.. I-I-I.. What are you saying?" Ryosuke spluttered, thoroughly embarrassed. His face flushed as blood rushed to his cheeks.
"I-I... I think I'm too young for something like that!"
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Post by Kagamine Rose on Oct 30, 2011 23:44:59 GMT -5
Ryu decided to be innocent."What do you mean fix a virgin?,"she asked cutely and innocently. Kagamine Rose laughing as we speak. Seriously.
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Post by Chloe on Oct 30, 2011 23:45:58 GMT -5
"NO YOUR NOT!
You can go in that supplies closet and do it now!" Haku said.
Haku pushed Ryu and Ryosuke towards the closet.
"A brick... HOUSE!" was the music playing.
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Post by dzetsu on Oct 30, 2011 23:48:23 GMT -5
"Supplies closet??" Ryosuke's mind was spinning. "I-I wouldn't want to lose my virginity in a closet, ma'am.."
He could feel his shoulders shivering and hear his voice quavering. How nerve-wracking these people were!
"And I believe she said 'change,' not 'fix,' Ryu-chan..."
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Post by Kagamine Rose on Oct 30, 2011 23:50:18 GMT -5
Ryu looked at him."Well whatever she said what does she mean? Do that mean take eachothers kisses or something?,"She asked curiously.
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Post by dzetsu on Oct 30, 2011 23:57:24 GMT -5
"No..." Ryosuke replied, hiding his face in his hands in total embarrassment. "She meant... she meant to change my state of virginity..."
He couldn't believe he just said that. Blood rushed to his ears and he resisted the urge to run from the discotheque and hide in his warm, safe room.
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Post by Kagamine Rose on Oct 31, 2011 0:01:32 GMT -5
Ryu froze."Eh...wait...ewww~! You should wait til your ready...and Haku can't force anyone to do that...,"she said with a distasteful tone. Haku was crazy.
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Post by Chloe on Oct 31, 2011 0:03:19 GMT -5
Haku is crazy....
She shoved them in the closet.
Haku pushed against the door so they couldn't get out.
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