Post by lyme on Oct 16, 2011 19:50:26 GMT -5
"Queen-sama! Oh.. And Ace-san!" A young boy with glistening blue eyes, hopped into the living room of Kaai Manor, his green bangs flopping in his eyes. An open white lab coat trailed behind him almost like a cape, and his goggles were pulled up, giving his already messy hair an even more unruly appearance.
The Queen and Ace the boy was referring to looked up from their activities and watched the boy curiously. The Queen was none other than Kaai Yuki, the owner of the manor, and the ruthless leader of one of the top ranking gangs of Tokyo, The Bleeding Hearts. She was nine, but a formidable opponent when angered. Yuki blinked her brown eyes and kept her crayon poised over her drawing of a horse. Her short black pigtails bounced as she tilted her head in inquiry.
Ace, who held the second seat next to the Queen and was her most trusted partner(the king's spot is for the Queen's suitor, but she was too young for one.), shook himself awake from his daydream and sat up, more alert. Ace's name was Shion Taito, a rather violent man, known for his trademark weapon--the icepick. He was an excellent fighter but very narrowminded and easy to anger. He stared at the boy who entered the room with his single left eye, as he had lost his right one. No one knew how, they assumed it was from a previous battle with a particularly strong opponent.
"I have something to show you! A new invention!" The young man who entered the room panted from his running. His shoulders shook slightly and he wiped sweat from his forehead, pushing some bangs from his vision.
Yuki stood up, dropping her crayon.
"Really? Cool, what is it, Mugi-kun?"
"I'll explain later, I'm gonna show it to you! It's in the public bathroom." Mugi turned and Yuki stood up to follow. "You can come too, Ace-senpai."
"Wait, wait, wait. In the public bathroom? Why would you put an invention in an area that everyone goes to? And I can't go. If you're dragging Yuki there, it's the girl's toilet, right?" The Ace frowned and crossed his arms.
Mugi smiled and waved his hand dismissively. "I've been working on it, though, remember? Of COURSE it'd be in the guy's bathroom. Yuki is able to enter because she's just a kid who needs supervision!"
"But-" Taito began to protest, but Yuki rushed over and grabbed his arm. She dragged him over to the exit. "Quit talking. We're going."
"Wait, wait, hold on!"
But his desperate cries went ignored, and the three ventured towards the public bathroom.
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"Here we are!"
Taito stared at the bathroom. The door had a small sign that said, "WOMEN" with a small figure of a girl underneath.
"What the hell? I thought you said that it would be in the boys bathroom! Are you blind?"
"Oh, whoops. I must have made a mistake. Whatever!"
The trio entered the bathroom.
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"So, how does that thing work?" Taito stared up at a network of pipes and machinery attached to the ceiling. It sure didn't like it would do anything.
Mugi smiled. "This entire bathroom is the machine, really. Well, almost." He gestured at the stalls. "You enter these and I press the remote to start the machine. There are four stall in total, so it's a roullette."
"Wait. Hold on." Taito waved his hands. "What does this machine do, exactly?"
"Oh, body switch."
"What?"
"Okay, Queen-sama, do you want to try with me?"
"Wait-"
"Would I ever!"
"But-"
"Good, I want to see how this works!"
"Wait, a minute! You don't use a leader to test out a machine! Are you stupid?"
"Okay, I'm in. Do I sit on the toilet!"
"Hey! Are you listening?"
"Yup, I'm sitting too, okay, I'm gonna press the remote."
"Wait, wait, nonononononono!"
BSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"...." Taito stared quietly at the two closed stalls. He had never heard of a machine making such a strange noise. Silence fell through the bathroom, and now all was left was to see how test subjects turned out. "Uh.. is everything alright in there?"
"It worked! I'm a genius! Hello, Nobel Peace Prize!" Mugi-Yuki danced out of the stall, flaunting his tiny girly body.
Yuki-Mugi's voice came from the other stall. "I'm tall!"
"I'm so smart! And awesome!"
Taito sighed in relief. "Okay, now switch back."
Mugi-Yuki smiled. "Of course, of course."
He-she turned to the stall and began to enter. Suddenly, a maid bust into the bathroom, gasping and wheezing for air.
"There you are, Queen-sama! You're late for the meeting!"
"Oh, you have the wrong person, uh, hold on.."
"We need to go now!"
"Wait! Waiiiit!"
Mugi-Yuki turned to Yuki-Mugi for help. Yuki-Mugi, who had his-her head poked out from the stall, smiled sweetly.
"Have fun at the meeting, Queen-san!"
"What?! You-you-you..jerk-" Mugi-Yuki was dragged out of the bathroom.
Taito just stood, watching Yuki leave. "Uh.." Suddenly, pain shot through his stomach, and he almost doubled over in pain. "Crap! I have to use the toilet. I'll just run over to the male side-" Another burst of pain.
"There's no time! Just use the stall next to me! No one uses this bathroom anyways!" Yuki-Mugi called from her-his stall, examining her-his new parts.
"Okay! Urgh!" Taito charged into the stall and sat down on the toilet. "What the hell did I eat.." He did his nasty business for a few minutes. "A-alright, almost done.."
With that, Yuki-Mugi grinned and pulled the remote from her-his pocket. With a tiny smile, she-he pressed the red button in the center.
BSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Hey, what the-?" Taito-Mugi blinked confused, sitting on the toilet and holding the remote. "Wait-"
Suddenly, he heard the flush of the toilet and the sink running. Oh, no, no, no, no...
"Queen-sama! Get back here!" Taito-Mugi shot up and ran out of the bathroom stall. It was too late. Yuki-Taito was prancing out of the bathroom. "I'm cool and tall now!"
"Give me my body back!!"
The chaos was on.
The Queen and Ace the boy was referring to looked up from their activities and watched the boy curiously. The Queen was none other than Kaai Yuki, the owner of the manor, and the ruthless leader of one of the top ranking gangs of Tokyo, The Bleeding Hearts. She was nine, but a formidable opponent when angered. Yuki blinked her brown eyes and kept her crayon poised over her drawing of a horse. Her short black pigtails bounced as she tilted her head in inquiry.
Ace, who held the second seat next to the Queen and was her most trusted partner(the king's spot is for the Queen's suitor, but she was too young for one.), shook himself awake from his daydream and sat up, more alert. Ace's name was Shion Taito, a rather violent man, known for his trademark weapon--the icepick. He was an excellent fighter but very narrowminded and easy to anger. He stared at the boy who entered the room with his single left eye, as he had lost his right one. No one knew how, they assumed it was from a previous battle with a particularly strong opponent.
"I have something to show you! A new invention!" The young man who entered the room panted from his running. His shoulders shook slightly and he wiped sweat from his forehead, pushing some bangs from his vision.
Yuki stood up, dropping her crayon.
"Really? Cool, what is it, Mugi-kun?"
"I'll explain later, I'm gonna show it to you! It's in the public bathroom." Mugi turned and Yuki stood up to follow. "You can come too, Ace-senpai."
"Wait, wait, wait. In the public bathroom? Why would you put an invention in an area that everyone goes to? And I can't go. If you're dragging Yuki there, it's the girl's toilet, right?" The Ace frowned and crossed his arms.
Mugi smiled and waved his hand dismissively. "I've been working on it, though, remember? Of COURSE it'd be in the guy's bathroom. Yuki is able to enter because she's just a kid who needs supervision!"
"But-" Taito began to protest, but Yuki rushed over and grabbed his arm. She dragged him over to the exit. "Quit talking. We're going."
"Wait, wait, hold on!"
But his desperate cries went ignored, and the three ventured towards the public bathroom.
___________________________________________________
"Here we are!"
Taito stared at the bathroom. The door had a small sign that said, "WOMEN" with a small figure of a girl underneath.
"What the hell? I thought you said that it would be in the boys bathroom! Are you blind?"
"Oh, whoops. I must have made a mistake. Whatever!"
The trio entered the bathroom.
___________________________________________________
"So, how does that thing work?" Taito stared up at a network of pipes and machinery attached to the ceiling. It sure didn't like it would do anything.
Mugi smiled. "This entire bathroom is the machine, really. Well, almost." He gestured at the stalls. "You enter these and I press the remote to start the machine. There are four stall in total, so it's a roullette."
"Wait. Hold on." Taito waved his hands. "What does this machine do, exactly?"
"Oh, body switch."
"What?"
"Okay, Queen-sama, do you want to try with me?"
"Wait-"
"Would I ever!"
"But-"
"Good, I want to see how this works!"
"Wait, a minute! You don't use a leader to test out a machine! Are you stupid?"
"Okay, I'm in. Do I sit on the toilet!"
"Hey! Are you listening?"
"Yup, I'm sitting too, okay, I'm gonna press the remote."
"Wait, wait, nonononononono!"
BSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"...." Taito stared quietly at the two closed stalls. He had never heard of a machine making such a strange noise. Silence fell through the bathroom, and now all was left was to see how test subjects turned out. "Uh.. is everything alright in there?"
"It worked! I'm a genius! Hello, Nobel Peace Prize!" Mugi-Yuki danced out of the stall, flaunting his tiny girly body.
Yuki-Mugi's voice came from the other stall. "I'm tall!"
"I'm so smart! And awesome!"
Taito sighed in relief. "Okay, now switch back."
Mugi-Yuki smiled. "Of course, of course."
He-she turned to the stall and began to enter. Suddenly, a maid bust into the bathroom, gasping and wheezing for air.
"There you are, Queen-sama! You're late for the meeting!"
"Oh, you have the wrong person, uh, hold on.."
"We need to go now!"
"Wait! Waiiiit!"
Mugi-Yuki turned to Yuki-Mugi for help. Yuki-Mugi, who had his-her head poked out from the stall, smiled sweetly.
"Have fun at the meeting, Queen-san!"
"What?! You-you-you..jerk-" Mugi-Yuki was dragged out of the bathroom.
Taito just stood, watching Yuki leave. "Uh.." Suddenly, pain shot through his stomach, and he almost doubled over in pain. "Crap! I have to use the toilet. I'll just run over to the male side-" Another burst of pain.
"There's no time! Just use the stall next to me! No one uses this bathroom anyways!" Yuki-Mugi called from her-his stall, examining her-his new parts.
"Okay! Urgh!" Taito charged into the stall and sat down on the toilet. "What the hell did I eat.." He did his nasty business for a few minutes. "A-alright, almost done.."
With that, Yuki-Mugi grinned and pulled the remote from her-his pocket. With a tiny smile, she-he pressed the red button in the center.
BSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Hey, what the-?" Taito-Mugi blinked confused, sitting on the toilet and holding the remote. "Wait-"
Suddenly, he heard the flush of the toilet and the sink running. Oh, no, no, no, no...
"Queen-sama! Get back here!" Taito-Mugi shot up and ran out of the bathroom stall. It was too late. Yuki-Taito was prancing out of the bathroom. "I'm cool and tall now!"
"Give me my body back!!"
The chaos was on.