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Post by lyme on Nov 20, 2011 19:32:07 GMT -5
(As this is a parody, all of your characters shall pertain to their true personalities and not to the one of the story. This'll be hilarious. =u=)
[shadow=red,left,300]The established turns are: Taito/Mugi Kaito Haku Nodoka/Hiyama/Ryosuke/Ruko Ryu[/shadow]
"Kaito-kun!" A call rang through the air of the neighborhood, cutting through the crisp fall air. "Kaito-kun, dammit, where are you?"
In the bustling village of No-Name(lol), a young man with an eyepatch and bandages covering his body stomped through the streets.
He glared at almost everyone but the gossiping women, playful children, and cart-pulling men all ignored him.
After almost getting trampled by a horse and swearing out loud, the man retreated back to his house and slammed the door.
"That kid's going to get in trouble later," He grumbled, before hanging his coat on the side and walking into the house.
The house wasn't very big. It was less of a "house" and more of a hovel. The Shions were particularily poor and man had just finished some odd jobs when he came home to find the chores unfinished.
He was going to yell at his daughter later, but right now, the trouble-maker of a step-son was out doing something probably useless again.
Sighing, the man looked at the mail on the table and began flipping through. All of them addressed to "Shion Taito". It would be nice to see mil for someone else for a change.
"Bills, bills, junk, hatemail, junk, bills, what?" A white card with gold lettering caught his eye. Interested, the man opened it and read the contents.
"Salutations.. you have been invited to the.." The man read slowly. He soon gave up reading all the details and just skimmed. "Ball? A party?"
He snorted and tossed the card on the ground. "We're all poor. Is the stupid king seriously going to believe we have the time to dance? We can't even afford good clothing."
With that, Taito had to hurry to his next job to keep the family alive.
"If Kaito-kun isn't home by the time I come back, I'm gonna.." He didn't bother finish his sentence as he hurried outside again.
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Post by icecreamlord on Nov 20, 2011 19:47:42 GMT -5
Ah, woe was Kaito. Woe was Kaito, indeed. He'd just spent the last half an hour sitting outside the local K-mart - or whatever it was, he was far too thrust into despair to really notice what it was called, all he knew was that it was the alike to a satanic underworld of complete and utter desolate hell now - counting change for the newly released special edition super pack of 'Mystery Icecream', a new product that had been sweeping the nation like wildfire. Children everywhere pondered the delicious new taste of this icecream. Children everywhere - and Kaito.
Valiantly, he'd woken up around noon - he could have sworn he set his alarm clock for earlier, 10 at the latest - and rushed towards the store. Unfortunately, he'd forgotten his change, and had to run back. On the way back to his house, however, he'd gotten lost and somehow managed to get into a fight, which is why he looked the way he did now - beaten up and bruised. After scouring the house for money - he'd even smashed a piggy bank in the process, he was pretty sure it was Taito's - he then rushed back out, where he managed to get lost once more.
However, the second time, a nice old lady had helped him to the store. Which brought him to about a half-hour ago, where he'd realized that he didn't have nearly enough. So, he trudged home, contemplating murder as he dragged his feet. However, coming up the driveway, path, whatever, he was blinded by depression, and didn't notice the other male figure rushing out the door. So, he kept walking, and what you've all been expecting to happen, did.
He tripped on a rock and executed a perfect barrel roll onto the grass, taking in a nice mouthful of dirt.
Your protagonist, ladies and gentlemen.
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Post by dzetsu on Nov 20, 2011 20:29:37 GMT -5
(BTW, Haku, we're going in turns. Lyme, Senna, You, Me, Ryu.)
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Post by Chloe on Nov 20, 2011 20:36:20 GMT -5
(( I know. I keep getting interrupted... Therefore only enough time to reply quickly.))
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Post by Chloe on Nov 20, 2011 21:38:18 GMT -5
Haku was out at a field; Witnessing many sights. Families and couples were everywhere in the field, it was quite annoying to her; considering the facts her family was screwed and she was single. Who wouldn't be pissed at the couples if you were single? Haku's hair blew slightly in the wind, the wind was quite light. She embraced the wind, it felt nice and cool. Haku headed her way home, thinking about all the things she hates; Her dad, her life, her baka-of-a-brother Kaito.
Haku walked home slowly, she knew she would be in trouble. Her father always made excuses to be mean. But the good thing is that they both hated Bakaito; that's why they were always so mean to him. Haku entered the hovel and noticed a golden lettered card on the ground. "A ball? Sounds fun, to bad I don't have money or a date..." she mumbled. Haku tossed the card on the ground and sat on the floor.
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Post by dzetsu on Nov 20, 2011 22:53:25 GMT -5
"What?" Nodoka screeched. "I'm just a door girl? I don't even get any free food and I don't even get to go inside?"
The messenger smiled apologetically. "Yeah, sorry about that."
Nodoka sighed, but couldn't turn down the offer. It was, after all, a job for the royal family, despite being extremely menial.
"Fiiine..."
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"Ryu," Ruko screamed. "Where are you?"
She stomped around frantically, looking around for her adopted daughter.
"Let's go show that bastard mummy who's boss and get you all prettied up for the ball!"
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Ryosuke sat on a cloud in Fairyland, fluttering his purple sparkling butterfly wings and twirling a magical wand.
"The ball's coming soon," he sang gleefully. He loved balls. People dressed up in beautiful dresses and everything was so pretty and sparkle-full. "I can't wait."
He kicked his legs, content and relaxed.
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Post by Kagamine Rose on Nov 20, 2011 22:55:30 GMT -5
Ryu was sitting down in her room when she heard Ruko calling or her mother, she was adopted anyway. "I'm right here...,"she said stepping out her room and looking at her mother with a smile.
"Also Let's do that...,"she added with a smile.
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Post by lyme on Nov 20, 2011 23:02:12 GMT -5
Taito stomped out the door and saw his step-son rolling in the grass.
"There you are! What the hell are you doing? I told you to clean the kitchen."
TAito was in a hurry, though, and he just kicked Kaito once before rushing off to his next job.
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Post by icecreamlord on Nov 20, 2011 23:36:43 GMT -5
Kaito barely felt it. After all, he was used to getting beaten up. He didn't work very hard, anyways. He stood up, walking into the house and towards the kitchen. He passed his step-sister, but didn't do anything. He was long within his thoughts, tied up with the dilemma he faced; the dilemma known only as the lack of ice cream.
"Aaaah, Haku-nee.." He turned to his step-sister, looking as though he'd just been stepped on, which, technically he had, but still, "Is there any ice cream left..?"
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Post by Chloe on Nov 21, 2011 0:27:43 GMT -5
((lol Dzetsu, you said Ryosuke loves balls... XD)) Haku looked up at her step-brother, she deviously smiled and headed to the freezer. Haku grabbed the last container of ice-cream and went outside. She then held it upside-down and it fell to the street. Haku jumped on it, stomped it, and kicked it; it was fun to see Kaito's expression to this. "There is none left Kaito! I just stomped it!" she said happily.
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Post by dzetsu on Nov 21, 2011 0:57:11 GMT -5
"Alrighty then," Ruko grinned. "Go get yourself and dress and we'll pretty you up."
Ruko dashed to her pretty princess dress drawers. She pulled out a flamboyant green and gold one and practically threw it at her adoptive daughter. Then she procured a corset and quickly tightened around Ryu's waist. The laces were done in moments, and soon Ryu found herself unable to breath properly.
"Put the dress on and we'll work on make-up and hair."
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Post by Kagamine Rose on Nov 21, 2011 1:03:55 GMT -5
Ryu sighed but smiled and nodded at her 'mother' and then slipped the dress on, it was hard at first since the corset was making her breathing irregular. But it was fine. When she got the dress on she smiled at her mother.
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Post by lyme on Nov 21, 2011 18:25:55 GMT -5
Blah blah blah, Taito at work. Blah.
Kaito has tons of ideas to go from Haku's post, and Taito is an unimportant character. Blah, blah, blah.
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Mugi stood in the giant ballroom, supervising the work.
"You there! Move the table to the left a bit! No, the other left!" He waved his arms crazily, causing the poor workman to stumble about in confusion.
"You! Move that vase a bit! That decoration is tilted! What's that doing over there! That flower arrangement needs work!"
The ball had to be PERFECT for the prince. Regardless of whether he wanted to get married or not, he was finding a bride in this dance, and Mugi had to make sure the chances of that happening were PHENOMENAL.
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Post by lyme on Nov 22, 2011 23:14:47 GMT -5
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Post by Chloe on Nov 23, 2011 10:14:44 GMT -5
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