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Post by Unknown on Jul 12, 2012 23:15:08 GMT -5
Unknown, The Harkune twins, and her best friend, Sonika, went to some old style Chinese restaurant in South Armond City, just north of Vocalotown. They had a good time. Unknown, however, was pigging out on the teriyaki chickenballs. Problem is, she had too much. She heard her stomach growl.
*I must still be hungry...* she thought.
A couple seconds later... Oh Shit!!!
"Ugh, i need to use the bathroom..."
Sonika nodded, knowing what was happening, but is apathetic that Unknown's insides couldn't take much more spicy chickenballs.
In the bathroom, nobody was around. She found the farthest stall possible (strategy at its finest) and.. Holy Shit!!! She let out the enema we call "diarrhea" and, then ode to fucking joy, no toilet paper. Disgust flows through her veins, and more of that spicy crap is not being well digested. Another blast of shit later and she has nothing left. She gets her phone out of her pocket and texts Sonika for maintenance. Sonika texts back, and poor Unknown is left in the stall, waiting.
Sounds familiar? It could be, but i am sure it will have different twists.
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Post by dzetsu on Aug 18, 2012 19:26:10 GMT -5
Sorry, sorry, sorry, there's no Big Al roleplayer and you don't have the character so just scratch his name off of your post.
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Post by dzetsu on Aug 18, 2012 19:37:47 GMT -5
Ruko sat quietly on the toilet stall. She'd been crouched over a porcelain toilet for about half an hour now, steadily expelling smelly wastes. Oh, the pain, the pain! Ruko could feel cold sweat building on her brow, and her vision turned white. Then, the worst was over; the moment passed.
Only then, did Ruko notice the sounds of another person in the same bathroom. From the grunting noises and terrible smell (although it was hard to smell anything over the stench of her own wastes), she figured the other being had shared the same terrible fate as she.
Ruko rubbed at her stomach and reached towards the toilet paper with her other hand. She gripped the soft paper and tugged, only to find that the roll yielded but a single square of the white, plushy gold. There wasn't enough.
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Post by Unknown on Aug 19, 2012 9:22:57 GMT -5
Kimmi, worried for Unknown, started pounding on the stall and comically says..
"Did you die in there?"
"Going to without toilet paper!" Unknown hollered back.
Kichi, disgusted, screamed "Screw this, I ain't going in there!!!"
Sonika laughed, showing some apathy for Unknown. "Too much spicy stuff can throw you to the loo, me laddie."
The attendant, having to go to the restrooms as well, saw the the cart that had the bathroom supplies was all out of paper. What the hell kind of world do we live in?
Disgusted, Kichi offers to get the toilet paper from a close by convenience store.
Minutes passed and no familiar sounds from Kichi's Camaro was heard.
"WHERE THE HELL IS HE???" Unknown impatiently yelled. Kimmi calls him and Ode to joy... He had to go to Wal*Mart to get toilet paper because the other store didn't have any. Some convenience store that was...
Unknown heard the sound of another in another stall. She was very embarrassed. To keep herself "Unknown", she thinks that calling herself Kate would disguise her more.
Kichi's Camaro was heard. FINALLY!!! Kichi handed the attendant the 24 pack of Cottonelle and sat back down. Losing his appetite, he plays with his shrimp. Kimmi comically slaps his hand and has that 'Hell No!' face. The attendant slides a roll of toilet paper in each stall. Unknown squeals in joy. She wipes, flushes, and gets the hell outta there! Kimmi gags at the smell.
"Well, it's natural." Kimmi smiled, plugging her nose. She was glad that Unknown wore her mask in there, or else they would have been in there longer and worse than just diarrhea. Unknown herself was surprised that they didn't call a hazmat team because that smell is toxic! Sonika didn't care, she was too busy cuddling with Kimmi.
On the ride home, however, Kimmi wasn't doing so well. A full stomach, kicking babies, potholes and Unknown's foul stench did not work well with Kim. Kichi saw this quick and pulled over. He turned up the radio to the tune of Van Halen to distract Unknown as Kim bubbled over. As soon as Kimmi was done, Kichi drove slowly and avoided as much potholes as possible. Kimmi was knocked out tired, Kichi had to carry her out of the car. He was proud, with this crazy night, he thought his car would be covered in garbage and full doggy bags.
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Post by dzetsu on Aug 22, 2012 12:23:29 GMT -5
Ruko took the toilet paper and used it and flushed the toilet and washed her hands and went home.
Her story ends here.
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Post by ai-shi-te on Aug 23, 2012 23:58:18 GMT -5
(yeah...she just totally left you there, didn't she....?)
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Post by Unknown on Aug 24, 2012 19:13:28 GMT -5
(sorry, I couldn't think of anything more... ^^  |
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