Osaka de Asobimashou! [OPEN TO EVERYONE]

[lyme]

(It was Kamaito's butt)

[dzetsu]

Hiyama knew at this point that he had been spotted. Neru had clearly looked over at him and noticed him, not that he wasn't quite conspicuous from his hiding spot. Iroha's skinny body provided barely any coverage at all, and what she did hide didn't matter anyways, since the rest of him was poking out.

Shuffling out from behind the Hello Kitty woman, Hiyama knew that being on vacation didn't mean that he wasn't still a teacher; these students could easily tell other students if he acted any different from the norm. So of course, the teacher pulled on his smiling face.

Standing with his back straight, Hiyama beamed at the world in general, even if it was a fake smile. He decided not to talk or look at the girls, thinking that maybe these students wouldn't talk to him. They seemed more interested in the other people, and there was no way these slackers would want to talk to their teacher if they didn't have to.

Hiyama relaxed a bit. These hateful slackers never paid attention in class and their behavior showed a general disrespect for school rules. They always had a tendency to show up for class late and only on occasion was their homework completed. He hated them.

These stupid students wouldn't want to talk to their teacher on Golden Week. No way. Not at all. He hated these slackers, and slackers hated their teachers, right? He gave another kind grin to the world, just to make sure he appeared as the all-loving teacher, even if he hated Neru and Ryu with all his heart.

＼(゜ロ＼) (／ロ゜)／ ‎(´・ω・`) ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ (´・ω・`) ＼(゜ロ＼) (／ロ゜)／

Out of the corner of her eye, Iroha noticed two girls. Normally, she would have brushed that fact off; seen people on the sidewalk of a large city on a nice day was perfectly normal. But the difference was that she recognized these two girls.

One of them was Ryu; her name was guyish, and she always seemed to have the mindset of being guyish, although in truth, she looked more like a young girl than anything else. Her small breasts were still visible, allowing a girlier appearance, albeit they were extremely tiny. Iroha remember seeing her hanging around large Mafias a lot.

Iroha recognized the other girl as a fanmade VOCALOID. Her long blonde hair was pulled into a long side ponytail, and she seemed as though she were generally upset with the world. Iroha remember that she was one of Miku's rivals, or she considered herself one, even though she was no match in talent or popularity.

Iroha tried to scratch her eyebrow, but her arms were perfectly blocked by her phonon blasters. Instead, she smacked herself in the face and gave herself a black eye and a bloody nose.

Attempting to grasp the bridge of her nose didn't work either. Her fingers were covered by the metal sound guns and she ended up smashing her poor face again. Next time she went out, she was wearing something normal.