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Post by lyme on Aug 7, 2011 19:18:33 GMT -5
The cool air-conditioning was a nice thing to have against your face during a hot summer day. Taito closed his eyes as he entered the Pacific Mall. It was 5 o'clock and apparently Kaito wanted to meet up. Again.
"Taito-nii!! Meet me in three hours at that store in that mall!! I have something important to show you!!" Kaito had yelled to him before booking it.
The subject of Kaito's orders kicked the wall. Why did he always give in to his brother's wishes? What the hell could Kaito possibly be showing him, anyways? The most likely thing was a new ice cream store.
Taito leaned his head against the glass of one of the windows. Kaito never learned to specify meeting areas. Sure, "the mall in three hours" was an improvement from "that one fountain at that one place sometime today," but WHERE in the mall was an important detail he forgot to mention. If Kaito decided to find another way into the mall, the two may never meet for another few hours.
Taito tugged at his bandages. People were staring again. Maybe next time he would remember to wear something different. And less revealing, for sure.
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Post by icecreamlord on Aug 7, 2011 19:37:46 GMT -5
Even though Kaito had told his brother to meet up with him in three hours, he had fallen asleep and therefore woke up 15 minutes after they were supposed to meet. And in his rush, he'd ended up forgetting his shirt - which made his chest very itchy, and exposed his bellybutton and part of his abs - yes, even though he was an ice cream addict, he had a damn fine six pack - but he didn't think of it until someone had shouted,
"HEY! THAT FAMOUS PERVERT GUY IS HERE!" Looking down, Kaito realized that he hadn't actually done up his jacket and was now running around without a shirt on, blatantly showing off his skin without shame. His face turned a bit red, but because he wanted to avoid a beating, continued to run. At some point, he'd fallen over and knocked himself out, waking up to a small girl with a roll of bandages in her hand, having already partially wrapped up his torso.
He thanked her, before continuing to run and run - and then he got tired. So tired that he didn't even realize when he ran into a man carrying fruit punch, which subsequently spilled on his bandages, making them appear almost as though there was blood on him.
Finally, he reached the inside of the mall, and ran about the mall, barely noticing the many eyes that watched him ( after all, he looked like a mummy now - actually, he kind of looked like he was cosplaying Taito.. just in blue). And after a little while longer, he finally, finally found his brother, standing there in the middle of the mall. He ran towards him - and tripped, flying through the air.
As he flew, he screamed - and hoped Taito would at least break his fall.
"TAITO-NIIIIIII!!"
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Post by lyme on Aug 7, 2011 22:56:41 GMT -5
When was Kaito planning on showing up- HOLY FUCK WHO THE SHIT WAS YELLING
A sharp voice cut through the air screaming his name. Taito whirled around to find the source only to come across a flying Kaito hurdling towards him at full speed. Unfortunately, he was not able to discern who this torpedo man was and the first thought that ran through was, "KILL IT DEAD."
Taito, who had a habit of carrying his ice pick everywhere, including in the bath and when he went to bed, held the weapon ready and was prepared to strike down this evil mysterious attacker.
In mid-swing Taito caught the sight of Kaito's hair and stupid looking face and stopped halfway. This left him wide open for the impact of the Kaito-missile and the two brothers fell into a heap of arms, legs, pain, and heavy swearing.
People who were catching glances of the two men before had now just stopped their attempts at being secret and now were stopping to stare. A mall cop was pushing his way through the crowd to see what was the matter.
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Post by icecreamlord on Aug 9, 2011 16:33:21 GMT -5
Being that Kaito had crashed into his brother, and hit his head on those rock-hard abs, he was kind of out for a moment. Like his normal blackouts. Except this time it was for a better reason other than the author just decided not to update until she was mentioned. What a selfish author!
He came out of this daze a moment later, as the author couldn't take up much space with words if he wasn't doing anything, and blinked, recognizing the purple hair and pissed expression.
"Taito-nii! Taito-nii, I finally found you!" He cried, hugging his beloved elder brother tightly, ignoring the fact that the two could possibly pass as male prostitutes - seriously, they barely had clothing on to begin with, and the fact that Kaito was straddling Taito's thighs didn't help either - and merely sobbing onto Taito's shoulder.
He could hear some squeals from inside the crowd, more than likely from a horde of impressionable hormonal preteens with a fetish for gay men - the author is describing herself, quite obviously - and some gasps from middle-aged homophones who more than likely were the parents of said preteens.
"I THOUGHT I'D NEVER FIND YOU, NIISAN!" he blubbered, continuing to merely cling to Taito's shoulders. Was his brother always this comfortable?
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Post by lyme on Aug 9, 2011 20:49:01 GMT -5
(Homophones are words that sound alike yet are spelled different. I think you messed up, dear.)
Taito swore again. Seriously, someone should wash that mouth of his. This guy was going off like a sailor. The swearing-like-a-sailor man grabbed Kaito's shoulders and tried to push him off. For some reason it was harder than usual. It was hard to get a good position to shove the bluenette off, and Kaito was straddling on him so hard, it was almost impossible to budge him. What the hell?
"Kaito! Kaito! OFF!" Is all Taito was able to yell before Kaito began to sob.
"I THOUGHT I'D NEVER FIND YOU, NIISAN!"
Some tall blond girl with huge boobs and glasses and a kitten fur hat squealed and giggled with joy. Her friends, a tall-yet-shorter girl with puffy hair and a set of twins stared at her. The uglier twin--the one with long hair--backed up and nodded slightly. The girl, who also happened to be the co-author of this story, decided it was best not to be seen by her own characters--breaking the fourth wall tended to be against the rules--and walked off.
Meanwhile, the two men who looked like they were maybe performing a BL movie shoot of something, lay on the floor. Kaito continued to sob, and Taito desperately tried to remove him off of himself, and hopefully from existence some day as well.
"Kaito," Taito said, his voice wavering as he tried to stay calm, "Please just show me the 'magical, awesome' place you were talking about."
The mall cop was now examining the scene.
"Hey, you two!" He yelled finally, "Stop that or get a room!"
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Post by icecreamlord on Aug 9, 2011 21:05:41 GMT -5
{ I'm making mistakes on EVERYTHING, damn! also, log onto Facebook so I can talk to youuuuu }
Kaito grinned, standing up quickly and pulling his brother - strategically - up with him. Of course, as to the author's wishes - " that blonde girl must have been fat and annoying." the author says - Kaito's hand ended up on his brother's hip to steady himself as he regained his balance. To the author's disappointment, he let go a moment later, only to grab Taito's hand and pull him forward.
"Come on, Taito-nii! I'll show you now!" He spoke with an excited smile, looking quite enthusiastic. He tugged at Taito's hand, ignoring as the overweight, annoying blonde continued to squeal with excitement.
Kaito was determined - he had thought long and hard about where he was going to tell Taito to meet him, so that he could bring him to the best thing ever.
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Post by lyme on Aug 9, 2011 22:53:48 GMT -5
The other author, who had the ability to make anything happen--the power of authors are amazing--decided to mess around at this point. All of a sudden, the blond haired other-author had a large ice cream cone splat in her face.
Meanwhile, Taito was stumbling to catch up to Kaito without trodding on the back of his feet. That would cause him to fall, pull down Taito, and thus causing another scene.
"Kaito.." Taito gasped, "Can't you just TELL me about this next time?"
What could possibly be so great about that place anyways?
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Post by icecreamlord on Aug 14, 2011 21:26:36 GMT -5
"Taito-nii! You should know by now that nothing is nearly as exciting when said as it is when seen!" He spoke, ignoring as a the water tower exploded, seeming to hone in on the adorable, long-haired other author, as it subsequently blasted her in the face. Kaito merely pulled him along, looking quite happy with himself.
He continued walking and walking and walking, until it appeared that he finally had found wha he was looking for, located in a corner of an alleyway about an hour away from the mall.. The most amazing, most extrodinary.. ice cream puddle.
"Wah! It melted!" Kaito looked devesated. There were tears on the corner of his eyes, and his lip quivered. He looked like he was going to begin sobbing.
"WAAAAH!! I'M SORRY, TAITO-NII! I'D MADE ICE CREAM MEN THAT LOOKED LIKE ME AND NIISAN. BUT IT MELTED!!" tears ran down his cheeks. Apparently, he hadn't realized that when left in pure sunlight - ice cream would melt. It smelled kind of bad, too.
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Post by lyme on Aug 15, 2011 13:37:07 GMT -5
(I got a hair cut, my dear friend, so I don't know who you're talking about. Adorable...longer hair...Yi Ming!)
Taito stared numbly at the puddle of ice cream shit. Ice cream men that looked like me and niisan. WHAT THE FUCK? DID HE THINK THAT MONEY GREW ON TREES?
"Hey, idiot, if you have so much time on your hands, why don't you actually get a job and stop leaving all the work to me?"
Ice cream men? What was he thinking? Couldn't he have eaten them like a normal person?
Taito stalked off in annoyance of a perfectly wasted good day and bunch of money. Meanwhile, the blond haired author suddenly grew bat wings and was flying in circles uncontrollably.
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Post by lyme on Aug 21, 2011 20:41:22 GMT -5
KAITO, DAMMIT, UPDATE.
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