Post by lyme on Nov 3, 2011 23:50:23 GMT -5
(I tried to put more detail and ended up.. well.... failing near the end. OTL)
NOTE: ONLY JOIN IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY WILLING TO READ THE WHOLE THING. LOL. I WENT OVERBOARD.
"Well, Yuki-san is very healthy--as normal." The pediatrician smiled and adjusted his wire-rimmed glasses. His bushy brown mustache wiggled as he spoke and he leaned back, running a thick hand through his brown and grey hair. "It's good that you bring her to check-ups so often."
Yuki smiled and hopped of her seat, her black pigtails bouncing as she landed. Her bright brown eyes were wide and innocent as usual, and she had a small smile plastered on her face. She gave a thumbs-up to her doctor who chuckled slightly.
Yuki's guardian just watched. He didn't change his expression or his position at all. Taito, was his name. His dark bangs didn't even move and he was almost like a statue. His arms were crossed as he leaned on the wall. He pushed himself off when he decided to start speaking.
"Are you sure? There seems to be a lot of problems in her brain."
The jovial doctor just laughed. "She's perfectly fine." Then he reached over to his jar of candy and handed Yuki a blue lollipop. "Here you go, sweetheart."
Yuki picked the candy gratefully and grinned. "Thank you, doc!"
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Meanwhile, in the center of the Kaai Manor's kitchen, a young man was stirring vigorously at a metal pot. Steam poured into his face and so did some bubbling liquid, but the man's face was protected by a mask.
"It's almost finished. When it is.. I'll be a step closer to a Nobel Prize!"
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Taito and Yuki returned to the Kaai Manor. The former pushed the gate open and let Yuki enter. She walked in while sucking her blue raspberry flavored treat.
"I really love the doctors. I always get candy."
"Really? Most kids hate them, you know. They're scared of needles."
"It doesn't hurt that much."
"Weirdo."
"Shut up!"
When the two entered the large house, Taito paused and sniffed the air.
"Do you smell that?"
Something faint was wafting through the halls. It wasn't good, but it wasn't bad either. There was a mix of something really sweet--honey?--and a hint of sour and bitter.
"Weird. Let's follow it." Yuki walked to wear the smell seemed to lead. After a few minutes, the duo came across the kitchen.
"What the-"
A figure was stirring at a pot, steam and smoke gushing from the center of his attention. He was gigging and mumbling to himself.
"Uh.. what are you doing?" Taito was first to speak up.
The man turned, surprised at the voices as if there wasn't supposed to be anyone in the kitchen.
"Oh! Queen-sama! Ace-san!" He waved and lifted his large mask. "What's up?"
"What..what..is that?" Taito gestured at the pot.
"This?" Mugi looked proudly at his creation. Then he turned his attention back to Yuki and Taito. "This is only the greatest thing ever. This is a love potion!"
"A what?"
Mugi ignored Taito and dipped reached for a glass jar. He dipped it into the pot and pulled out some murky brown liquid. It looked more like mud than anything else.
Then he leaned over and walked over to a cage of two rabbits.
"Rabbits? Why are there rabbits in the kitchen? Keep them outside or hurry up and butcher them."
"Shut up. THey're my test subjects."
"Aren't you supposed to use mice?"
"Screw you."
Mugi bent over and poured some of the muddy liquid into food dishes for the bunnies. The bunnies drank the liquid, looked at each other, and then tried to out of their cages so they could hump one another.
"See? They're trying to mate."
"Don't rabbits ALWAYS do that?"
"No--I made their drive STRONGER."
"That's not a love potion, then! That's a LUST potion!"
"Well, that's how bunnies show love, so actually, it's still a LOVE potion and not a LUST poti- Hey, what are you doing?" Taito snatched the jar out of Mugi's hands and headed for the sink.
"This stuff is disgusting. I'm getting rid of it."
"No, no! That's my creation! My Nobel Prize!" Mugi ran over and tried to tug the jar back from Taito. Yuki just shrugged and walked off. She didn't really care what happened to the two and let them fight.
"No, it's a danger to humanity. Or aprodisiac. Either way, it's gone."
"Stop! Stop! You don't know what you're doing!"
Suddenly, Mugi's hand slipped and he let go. Surprised by the sudden release, Taito fell backwards and the jar of love potion flew out and into a large cauldron of cabbage stew.
"..."
All of a sudden, a voice rang out from the hallway. It was the chef. She had come back with some sort of ingredients, and she was singing to herself.
Then she said, "Time to check on that stew~"
Mugi and Taito froze like deer caught by headlights and watched the pot of now-tainted stew. The jar, which had emptied itself out, bubbled and floated to the top.
"Run." Taito hissed, finally.
"But the potion is-"
"Run!"
Mugi and Taito barreled out of the kitchen from the back door, just as the chef entered from the other. The two stopped and listened.
"Hm? A jar fell into the stew!"
Mugi took a peek and saw the chef looking above and seeing a shelf that was full of empty glass jars, coincidentally.
"Oh, one must have fell. Okay, then!" Then the chef picked up the love potion jar and dropped it into the sink. "Good! The stew is all set for the festival!"
Mugi looked over to Taito. "The what?"
"Sh**."
Both knew perfectly well what the chef meant by the festival. There was a special festival that came annually, called the Harvest Festival. (Made up. Totally made up.)
Tons of volunteers brought large amounts of dishes to the area in which the author was too lazy to decide. It was generally like a large potluck.
"What do we do, Ace-san?"
"Nothing. It's none of our business."
Normally Mugi would argue, but instead the two made a break for it. Of course, unfortunately, they had to attend the festival because of Yuki's orders(she had strange demands), but maybe they could try to prevent Yuki from eating stew as well as not eat any theirselves.
(They weren't very altruistic people. What do you expect? They're in a gang.)
The festival was in one hour, anyways, so there wasn't much they could do in a short amount of time. And so, the couple prepared to head off to the Harvest Festival without bothering to do a good deed for the attendees.
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The festival was filled with people. It was expected, really. Whoever heard of a public festival with no one coming?
Taito and Mugi stood rigid like soldiers. They stayed stiff and sweated bullets. They were pretty much the epitome of suspiciousness.
Yuki just looked around unsuspectingly and then later left to get herself something she wanted to eat. After sampling a few other goods, she actually reached over for the ladel and tried to scoop out the cabbage stew.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Mugi was the first to react. He shoved Yuki away and then snatched the bowl from her hands. THen he ran over to the tomato soup and filled the bowl with that.
"Cabbage isn't good for little kids. Tomatoes are better." Then he ran off to continue his guard.
Yuki looked at the tomato soup in her bowl and then the untouched cauldron.
"Hmph.. I don't even like tomatoes that much..."
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"So, how did people like my stew?" The chef of the Kaai Manor was standing proudly, anxious to see how well her food was regarded by others.
"It's.. it's great." Taito lied and rubbed the back of his head and tried not to piss off the large woman. She was actually scarier than half of the members of the Bleeding Hearts. Even Taito was intimidated by her.
"Good, I thought so! I worked hard to get all of the ingredients!"
"Eheheh.."
"Did you eat any yet?"
"Wh-what? I mean, uh.."
"Here, have a bowl!"
"No, I'm full..."
"Really, eat more!"
"No thank you.."
"Eat it."
The worst thing that could happen to Taito was for the chef to turn forceful. And unfortunately, that's exactly what she did.
The chef started to shove her bowl into Taito's face, her smiling expression replaced with a harsher one.
"No, ma'am. Really.."
"So what? Do you think it tastes bad? Is that it?!"
"No, I'm full, so.."
"EAT THE F***ING STEW."
"Okay, okay, jeez.."
Taito quickly gave up and reached for a plastic bowl and began to fill it up with stew. Hopefully he could walk off and dump the bowl..
"Where are you going? DRINK."
Well, damn.
"Right.. right.."
Taito took the stew and tipped the contents into his mouth. The stew was admittedly good, but.. it was time to puke.
"Oh, delicious. Gotta go."
Taito weaved through the crowd, desperate to get out before the potion would kick in. Maybe he could purge the contents.
Meanwhile, the chef was harrassing poor Mugi into taking a bowlful of delicious stew.
In the end, Mugi also took a great amount of potioned stew and took to running to the nearest bathroom as well.
It was a matter of time before.. it would be...too late.
NOTE: ONLY JOIN IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY WILLING TO READ THE WHOLE THING. LOL. I WENT OVERBOARD.
"Well, Yuki-san is very healthy--as normal." The pediatrician smiled and adjusted his wire-rimmed glasses. His bushy brown mustache wiggled as he spoke and he leaned back, running a thick hand through his brown and grey hair. "It's good that you bring her to check-ups so often."
Yuki smiled and hopped of her seat, her black pigtails bouncing as she landed. Her bright brown eyes were wide and innocent as usual, and she had a small smile plastered on her face. She gave a thumbs-up to her doctor who chuckled slightly.
Yuki's guardian just watched. He didn't change his expression or his position at all. Taito, was his name. His dark bangs didn't even move and he was almost like a statue. His arms were crossed as he leaned on the wall. He pushed himself off when he decided to start speaking.
"Are you sure? There seems to be a lot of problems in her brain."
The jovial doctor just laughed. "She's perfectly fine." Then he reached over to his jar of candy and handed Yuki a blue lollipop. "Here you go, sweetheart."
Yuki picked the candy gratefully and grinned. "Thank you, doc!"
___________________________________________________________
Meanwhile, in the center of the Kaai Manor's kitchen, a young man was stirring vigorously at a metal pot. Steam poured into his face and so did some bubbling liquid, but the man's face was protected by a mask.
"It's almost finished. When it is.. I'll be a step closer to a Nobel Prize!"
___________________________________________________________
Taito and Yuki returned to the Kaai Manor. The former pushed the gate open and let Yuki enter. She walked in while sucking her blue raspberry flavored treat.
"I really love the doctors. I always get candy."
"Really? Most kids hate them, you know. They're scared of needles."
"It doesn't hurt that much."
"Weirdo."
"Shut up!"
When the two entered the large house, Taito paused and sniffed the air.
"Do you smell that?"
Something faint was wafting through the halls. It wasn't good, but it wasn't bad either. There was a mix of something really sweet--honey?--and a hint of sour and bitter.
"Weird. Let's follow it." Yuki walked to wear the smell seemed to lead. After a few minutes, the duo came across the kitchen.
"What the-"
A figure was stirring at a pot, steam and smoke gushing from the center of his attention. He was gigging and mumbling to himself.
"Uh.. what are you doing?" Taito was first to speak up.
The man turned, surprised at the voices as if there wasn't supposed to be anyone in the kitchen.
"Oh! Queen-sama! Ace-san!" He waved and lifted his large mask. "What's up?"
"What..what..is that?" Taito gestured at the pot.
"This?" Mugi looked proudly at his creation. Then he turned his attention back to Yuki and Taito. "This is only the greatest thing ever. This is a love potion!"
"A what?"
Mugi ignored Taito and dipped reached for a glass jar. He dipped it into the pot and pulled out some murky brown liquid. It looked more like mud than anything else.
Then he leaned over and walked over to a cage of two rabbits.
"Rabbits? Why are there rabbits in the kitchen? Keep them outside or hurry up and butcher them."
"Shut up. THey're my test subjects."
"Aren't you supposed to use mice?"
"Screw you."
Mugi bent over and poured some of the muddy liquid into food dishes for the bunnies. The bunnies drank the liquid, looked at each other, and then tried to out of their cages so they could hump one another.
"See? They're trying to mate."
"Don't rabbits ALWAYS do that?"
"No--I made their drive STRONGER."
"That's not a love potion, then! That's a LUST potion!"
"Well, that's how bunnies show love, so actually, it's still a LOVE potion and not a LUST poti- Hey, what are you doing?" Taito snatched the jar out of Mugi's hands and headed for the sink.
"This stuff is disgusting. I'm getting rid of it."
"No, no! That's my creation! My Nobel Prize!" Mugi ran over and tried to tug the jar back from Taito. Yuki just shrugged and walked off. She didn't really care what happened to the two and let them fight.
"No, it's a danger to humanity. Or aprodisiac. Either way, it's gone."
"Stop! Stop! You don't know what you're doing!"
Suddenly, Mugi's hand slipped and he let go. Surprised by the sudden release, Taito fell backwards and the jar of love potion flew out and into a large cauldron of cabbage stew.
"..."
All of a sudden, a voice rang out from the hallway. It was the chef. She had come back with some sort of ingredients, and she was singing to herself.
Then she said, "Time to check on that stew~"
Mugi and Taito froze like deer caught by headlights and watched the pot of now-tainted stew. The jar, which had emptied itself out, bubbled and floated to the top.
"Run." Taito hissed, finally.
"But the potion is-"
"Run!"
Mugi and Taito barreled out of the kitchen from the back door, just as the chef entered from the other. The two stopped and listened.
"Hm? A jar fell into the stew!"
Mugi took a peek and saw the chef looking above and seeing a shelf that was full of empty glass jars, coincidentally.
"Oh, one must have fell. Okay, then!" Then the chef picked up the love potion jar and dropped it into the sink. "Good! The stew is all set for the festival!"
Mugi looked over to Taito. "The what?"
"Sh**."
Both knew perfectly well what the chef meant by the festival. There was a special festival that came annually, called the Harvest Festival. (Made up. Totally made up.)
Tons of volunteers brought large amounts of dishes to the area in which the author was too lazy to decide. It was generally like a large potluck.
"What do we do, Ace-san?"
"Nothing. It's none of our business."
Normally Mugi would argue, but instead the two made a break for it. Of course, unfortunately, they had to attend the festival because of Yuki's orders(she had strange demands), but maybe they could try to prevent Yuki from eating stew as well as not eat any theirselves.
(They weren't very altruistic people. What do you expect? They're in a gang.)
The festival was in one hour, anyways, so there wasn't much they could do in a short amount of time. And so, the couple prepared to head off to the Harvest Festival without bothering to do a good deed for the attendees.
_______________________________________________________________________
The festival was filled with people. It was expected, really. Whoever heard of a public festival with no one coming?
Taito and Mugi stood rigid like soldiers. They stayed stiff and sweated bullets. They were pretty much the epitome of suspiciousness.
Yuki just looked around unsuspectingly and then later left to get herself something she wanted to eat. After sampling a few other goods, she actually reached over for the ladel and tried to scoop out the cabbage stew.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Mugi was the first to react. He shoved Yuki away and then snatched the bowl from her hands. THen he ran over to the tomato soup and filled the bowl with that.
"Cabbage isn't good for little kids. Tomatoes are better." Then he ran off to continue his guard.
Yuki looked at the tomato soup in her bowl and then the untouched cauldron.
"Hmph.. I don't even like tomatoes that much..."
________________________________________________________________________
"So, how did people like my stew?" The chef of the Kaai Manor was standing proudly, anxious to see how well her food was regarded by others.
"It's.. it's great." Taito lied and rubbed the back of his head and tried not to piss off the large woman. She was actually scarier than half of the members of the Bleeding Hearts. Even Taito was intimidated by her.
"Good, I thought so! I worked hard to get all of the ingredients!"
"Eheheh.."
"Did you eat any yet?"
"Wh-what? I mean, uh.."
"Here, have a bowl!"
"No, I'm full..."
"Really, eat more!"
"No thank you.."
"Eat it."
The worst thing that could happen to Taito was for the chef to turn forceful. And unfortunately, that's exactly what she did.
The chef started to shove her bowl into Taito's face, her smiling expression replaced with a harsher one.
"No, ma'am. Really.."
"So what? Do you think it tastes bad? Is that it?!"
"No, I'm full, so.."
"EAT THE F***ING STEW."
"Okay, okay, jeez.."
Taito quickly gave up and reached for a plastic bowl and began to fill it up with stew. Hopefully he could walk off and dump the bowl..
"Where are you going? DRINK."
Well, damn.
"Right.. right.."
Taito took the stew and tipped the contents into his mouth. The stew was admittedly good, but.. it was time to puke.
"Oh, delicious. Gotta go."
Taito weaved through the crowd, desperate to get out before the potion would kick in. Maybe he could purge the contents.
Meanwhile, the chef was harrassing poor Mugi into taking a bowlful of delicious stew.
In the end, Mugi also took a great amount of potioned stew and took to running to the nearest bathroom as well.
It was a matter of time before.. it would be...too late.